Why Can't I Be Myself?


forgotten-sound:

NOIZ HAS BEEN EATING FUCKING PIZZA AND PASTA SINCE HE CAME OUT OF THE WOMB


Via Dream Without Fear. Love Without Limits.


rrhaella:

Seven videogames𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕝 [3/7]

Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.

You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting REVENGE! Luckily, I’m a bigger person than that. I’m happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we’ve got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don’t have the actuarial tables in front of me. 


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

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redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

Via My brain and bones dont want to take this anymore.

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years



halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm



mermaidxbeauty:

life

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take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

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